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//	addComic("20060930","The End","I'm sorry everyone, I really can't be bothered doing IAPW anymore. I have no time, no scripts, no inspiration, no motivation, it takes too long and I'm too far behind, not to mention I'm too far removed from my life in IAPW to be able to relate to it. After I left England, IAPW has continued mostly on momentum. The characters will live on in my art and someday IAPW may come back again, but not I've returned to England where I belong.");
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//	addComic("20060917","163 ","");
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//	addComic("20060904","Tribute to Steve Irwin","Stever Irwin, we have faithfuly watched you on Animal Planet for the past four years. You have a love for animals that is infectious and encouraging. You and your family have been an inspiration to us and a role-model for Wai (She wants to be a Vet). Thanks you for sharing your passion with us. You will be missed. We can only hope your children grow up to fill your huge desert boots. We need more like you to watch out for the animals of the world. Stever Irwin 1962 - 2006.");
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//	addComic("20060902","158 The Unsung Suburban Superheros","Saving the World is hard work but every little bit counts. Its not easy being Green.");
//	addComic("20060827","157 Kids Will Be Kids","I really need to hide those markers when I'm not around.");
//	addComic("20060826","156 Phone Position","Everyone who owns a mobile phone - especially an older model - can relate to this. No matter where you stand your reception is lousy, even when you're forced to contort yourself into weird shapes to find that perfect sweet spot of clear reception.");
//	addComic("20060820","155 Krispy Kreme is over-rated","Personally I found Krispy Kreme doubhnuts to be overly sweet and without substance. It fills your mouth but offers no satisfaction. I'm a bit of a purist when it comes to doughnuts. They have to be freshly made, no icing and have to be the real deal.");
//	addComic("20060819","154 Plain is boring","All I want in a doughnut is one that is simple, traditional and tastey - is that too much to ask?");
	addComic("20060813","153 Were You Expecting Tomatoes?","Hmmm... I wonder what they're growing!");
	addComic("20060812","152 Trespassers Will Be Munched","And it was always the fear of being caught that added a spice to doing something as simple as retrieving a ball, when you know you're doing something wrong but do it anyway.");
	addComic("20060806","151 Climbing Hazard","Beccy is starting to try every excuse in the book.");
	addComic("20060805","150 Over The Fence","A scene from every childhood - the ball (or frisbee or whatever) has gone over the fence and you're torn between wanting it back and gettig into trouble if you jump the fence.");

	addComic("20060503","149 Super Moped Challenge","Hey, its cheaper and safer than superbike racing and it gets the groccery shopping done in half the time.");
	addComic("20060528","148 Scooter Pool","And the answer is five days after writing this strip. If you answered five, please step forward and claim your prize.");
	addComic("20060527","147 Flight of the Phoenix","Phoenix has bought himself a moped. The roads will never be safe again.");
	addComic("20060521","146 All Hail Monty Python","Yeh yeh, ok, 'Meaning of Life' did inspire these strips but they are still funny. Who knows what Apollo's been watching on late-night TV anyway.");
	addComic("20060520","145 To Sail The Financial Seas","Yar! Office pirates!");
	addComic("20060514","144 Office Politics","Unions be damned - time for workers to rise up and be treated like indivituals, not a mass of office monkeys. We will fight for recognition, for equality, for fairness, for better coffee!");
	addComic("20060513","143 Long Hours and No Overtime","Every office has one, and those that don't end up with one eventually.");
	addComic("20060507","142 Office Humour","Finally a funny Dilbert comic. Sorta. I guess its not apparent that I don't think much of Dilbert. But it had to be done.");
	addComic("20060506","141 Desk Job","Office jobs are so ambiguous these days. I wonder if Apollo was actually employed to be a paper weight.");
	addComic("20060430","140 Open Mic Night","Nothing worse than having the pub up the road from you belting out drunken kareoke. It might be funny in Japan but its downright annoying in England at 11pm not 30 meters up the road.");
	addComic("20060429","139 .. Mmm .. Brains ..","Based on real life during a furmeet one summer where were bought fruity smoothies and gave ourselves brainfreeze, lolling in the sun drooling 'braaaaains' like zombies. Ahh, those were the days.");
	addComic("20060423","138 You Almost Get What You Pay For",".. but damn its good food. Expensive, but good food.");
	addComic("20060422","137 A Year And A Day","Yaaaawn. And this is in any pub. You order your food and thiry minutes later, maybe, you get your food...");
	addComic("20060416","136 What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You","Who knows what goes on in the kitchen. Somehow I think its best not to know. (I'm sure in real life Phoenix's kitchen is every inch as clean as his food is good!)");
	addComic("20060415","135 Pot Noodle, Its What's For Dinner","Whenever Phoenix comes home, he's usually had such a long day in the pub kitchen he really doesn't want to waste another moment of his life cooking, so he frequently has a quick, nutritionless meal.");
	addComic("20060409","134 Budger vs Star Trek","Budger is doing his best to do his Q impersonation, only its not just Picard he is bugging, but me as well.");
	addComic("20060408","133 Budger vs New TV","We should never let Budger run loose in a TV showroom. Can you imagine his face on ever screen trying to sell you everything from dogfood to bras? Watching 'Price Drop TV' hasn't been a good influence on him.");
	addComic("20060402","132 Budger vs Physics","Yeh you tell that Newton. Give him one for me too!");
	addComic("20060401","131 Budger vs Gravity","Everyone has a day where dealing with gravity is too much to bare. Poor Budger - that's alot of coffee to waste.");
	addComic("20060326","130 Moonlighting Shift","I always wondered what Sphelx and Budger did after hours... maybe its best not to know.");
	addComic("20060325","129 The Toothfairy Conspiracy","I don't know where she gets these ideas, either from watching MST3K or at Budger's knee...");
	addComic("20060319","128 Wai's First Loose Tooth","With Wai's first loose tooth comes yet another story for childhood mythology, the Toothfairy. Why do we have all these stories we tell our children? Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Is it to make it more fun? Or do we just liek to hide reality from our children until they are old enough to know better?");
	addComic("20060318","127 Getting Your Attention","Based on real events. I used to unlock the front door at 4:30pm as Aneirin would leave his housekeys with me, but this day the door was locked and its hard to hear someone bashing on the door from upstairs. So lucky he had a bottle of cola and a good throwing arm. We were quite surprised as a cola bottle suddenly flew in through ur window.");
	addComic("20060312","126 Sream Cleaning Snow","Well, what else would you use a steam cleaner for in the middle of winter?");
	addComic("20060311","125 The Steam Cleaner","Aneirin has always wanted to use a steam cleaner, but I think its one of those appliances you ought to buy new, then you can be assured it will work properly.");
	addComic("20060305","124 Lunch Break","What else do you do on a lunch break? Of all the stores downtown to look at, we always end up looking at the same ones, almost like a ritual.");
	addComic("20060304","123 Concept of Donation","Op shops get their stock through donations, not by buying them. That's what pawn shops and Cash Converter do.");
	addComic("20060226","122 Unsellable Treasures","Thing about op shops os people bring is stuff that's only junk to them, not really knowing what they've got, and the same for the shop owners. To them its just junk. But to those who can recognise a bargain, op shops are a source of getting cheap quality and rare items.");
	addComic("20060225","121 Way Out","Everyone knows birds can't read.");
	addComic("20060219","120 Don't Bring Your Work Home","It really isn't much different working at the store compared to home, still surrounded by junk, can never get it all cleaned up or dusted. Only at home you don't have random people wanting to buy your stuff.");
	addComic("20060218","119 Aneirin Finds Work","Yes Aneirin finally got work at an op shop. All day surrounded by secondhand trash and treasure. Personally I love those sorts of stores, you never know what you will find.");
	addComic("20060212","118 The Budding Artist","I wonder which side she gets it from? Maybe both but more importantly where did she get all the plasterboard from??");
	addComic("20060211","117 The Things You Learn","Teachers always give you the pop quiz on the bus after the excursion, just to emphisise this is suppose to be an educational outing, never mind the fact we ran around like little horrors and got into all sorts of uneducational mischief.");
	addComic("20060205","116 Art Critic","Not as thick as some.");
	addComic("20060204","115 It Wasn't Me","Child's imagination and inginuity save the day once again.");
	addComic("20060129","114 Lunch Break","I always remember lunchtimes on school excursions where everyone had to eat their packed lunches because there was no school canteen to go buy something better. Everyone always had something weird of unusual like salami or sourcrout or worse.");
	addComic("20060128","113 Old And Broken","Somewhere there is a warehouse full of the arms and legs and heads that match these statues.");
	addComic("20060122","112 I Can Do Better","She's probably right!");
	addComic("20060121","111 The Art Gallery","Thing is with art galleries, is there is no real place to start, you just wander around until you think you've seen everything, or have seen enough. Most of that wandering is in search of the exit.");
	addComic("20060115","110 Wheels on the Bus","The teacher always gave us the same speach before we left - its actually part of their teacher training. They have to memorise it and recite it every time we get on a bus.");
	addComic("20060114","109 School Excursion","Wai is going off on her first school excursion and course she's excited. I remember always being excited about going on school outings. They would always be to boring places which had no baring on our education but that was ok, it was a school outing and simply going out was an adventure in itself.");
	addComic("20060108","108 Feral Couch","He lies in wait for unsuspecting victims.");
	addComic("20060107","107 Beware Falling Budgers","Never come between a Budger and his favourite TV program of you will find yourself discovering where your loose change disapears to.");
	addComic("20060101","106 Happy New Year","Happy New Year everyone! Don't drink too much so you can at least remember having a good time the night before.");

	addComic("20051231","105 They Better Be Duracell","There had to be some alterior motive to Budger getting us all those Robobudger toys for Christmas...");
	addComic("20051225","104 Merry Christmas","From everyone here at IAPW, we wish you all a Merry Christmas and a safe and happy New Year. Take the time to enjoy the company of your friends and family, wherever they are in the world, cherish the blessing of having them in your life. See you all in 2006.");
	addComic("20051224","103 Christmas Combat","Perhaps a fantasy come to life? Constantly frustrated by mindlessness of Christmas shoppers I have longed to beat some sense into them. So much for Christmas cheer.");
	addComic("20051218","102 Why Didn't I Think Of It Earlier?","Based on real life where I did buy some nice heavy wrapping paper and it occured to me that it would make a nice weapon for whapping shoppers out of the way. I never did it, but I think about it.");
	addComic("20051217","101 Now We Need A Taxi","Recently we had to park in the carpark furthest away from the shopping center because there were that many people. We were lucky - an hour later every carpark was full. Every Christmas it's the same story - they build more carparking but its never enough and people are still so foolish at to think they can find a place to park on a Saturday, two weeks before Christmas.");
	addComic("20051211","100 Or Walk, Its Faster..","I prefer to go by public transport, which unfortunately grinds to a halt at this time of year and becomes unusable. Maybe christmas really is overrated and over commercialised.");
	addComic("20051210","099 Next Time, Take A Bus","Trick is never to leave your christmas shopping to the last minute - everyone else does that, which means there is a rush to get to the shops in the last two weeks and you can never get a parking space.");
	addComic("20051204","098 You're Never Too Old","You're never too old to be young at heart. As children we were so eager to grow up and once we've grown up we lament for what we've lost.");
	addComic("20051203","097 Kids Today","Everyone seems to want an iPod for no other reason than because everyone else has one. I guess that's the power of Apple's marketing; the ability to sell you crap and make it sound like its something you desperately need.");
	addComic("20051127","096 Christmas Is Coming","Its that time of year again when your letterbox is flooded with cataloges. While some of us like our cataloges its a little overdone when it gets to the end of the year. Especially when someone beats you to them.");
	addComic("20051126","095 Put It Away","Online games like this can take over your life. At some point you have to turn it off and come back to reality. Especially when your partner wants to take you to bed.");
	addComic("20051120","094 Light Up My Life","Besides looking cool, glowing weapons have more than one use, being invaluable as a source of light and saves money on batteries.");
	addComic("20051119","093 Target Practice","Aparently there is a cannon located somewhere in WoW which fires at a target across a river. You cna have so much fun with it if you could coax people onto the fireing range.");
	addComic("20051113","092 Fireworks, Anyone?","This comic should have been out for Fireworks Night but I didn't think of it in time. I would have been so much more fun with Trolls giving out exploding fireworks like this.");
	addComic("20051112","091 Time For A Pause","Nothing worse that getting lag at the worst possible times - usually when you're doing something important, like running away from something more dangerous than you can handle.");
	addComic("20051106","090 Trigger Happy Tauren","It had to be done.");
	addComic("20051105","089 Experience Can Trip You Up","Its one of those days where anything can go wrong and it usually does. Clumsy cow!");
	addComic("20051030","088 Great With Kids","Kids always have to do that, show up ther parents at every change they get. Well we should be proud of them I guess...");
	addComic("20051029","087 Dwarfburgers","I'm sure everyone has had an annoyance like this in real life as well as online.");
	addComic("20051023","086 Day In The Life","Its a big place, and there are millions of stories to tell. Here are a few of them...");
	addComic("20051022","085 So That's Who's Who","Its bad enough that you're never sure who furries are, its even worse when you have furries playing RPG characters... now, who are you lot again?");
	addComic("20051016","084 I Want My WoW","One reason you don't show people your new game until you've had time to play it, otherwise you won't be able to get them off your computer - unless you lock your room...");
	addComic("20051015","083 Its A Small World In A Box","Yes, finally there is WoW in the house and it's almost as bad as when CS was the most popular game around. Alot of shouting, crying and yelling. And that's before they finish logging in.");
	addComic("20051009","082 Fasten Your Seatbelts","I want one of those!");
	addComic("20051008","081 Use A Roadmap Instead","We've always wondered about these GPS guides, whatever happens when one of them goes bad? Apart from taking it back and getting it replaced under warrenty...");
	addComic("20051002","080 Dashboard Driver","I'm pretty sure with GPS guides coming down in price you're going to get some really cheap units which are cheap for a reason.");
	addComic("20051001","079 Say 'Please'...","We actually caught Budger doing this to the cooker in real life.");
	addComic("20050925","078 Man The Pumps!","Based on real life where Phoenix and I came home from Aldi in the pouring rain, greeted by Elana screaming 'Ara, do something, Aneirin's in the backyard playing in the water without a coat!' Well, yes, he was desperately bailing water over the fence to stop the kitchen flooding.");
	addComic("20050924","077 Who Hasn't Been Doing Household Maintenance?","The backyard drain has a habit of blocking up with fallen leaves and can often flood the kitchen. Its odd getting a heavy rain, looking out hte bedroom window as thinking ' how odd, we don't own a swimming pool - AGGHH, GET THE BUCKETS!'");
	addComic("20050918","076 After 40 Days and Nights...","Those times it just rains and rains you wish you kept a dove for just this very purpose.");
	addComic("20050917","075 Phoenix's Holiday Blues","It always happens like this to Pheonix. He gets a Bank weekend off and what happens? It rains!");
	addComic("20050911","074 More Implied Vore Jokes","This one's been in the script file for years, finally get to use it.");
	addComic("20050910","073 Don't Let Him Loose In Your Kitchen","Phoenix has an affinity for useless kitchen gadgets. We're never quite sure what any of them do except perhaps make a mess and take up space in the kitchen draws.");
	addComic("20050904","072 Biblism Finger Fink","Special thanks to Cuprohastes for this script, though I don't remember him giving it to me, or how it got into the IAPW schedule.. I didn't put it there.");
	addComic("20050903","071 Vitro Sized Altoids","What would you do if you're being eaten by a huge dragon with bad breath? How would you go about politely telling him to do something about his problem? I mean its just etiquette to make sure you have nice fresh minty smelling breath before you eat someone...");
	addComic("20050828","070 When The Cats' Away...","Ah, sprung! Now we know what Phoenix does when no-one's around to watch him!");
	addComic("20050827","069 The Big Gulp","Can't be helped - I had to sneak another vore reference into the comic somewhere. C'mon, admit it to yourselves, thats the real reason you read this comic, isn't it?");
	addComic("20050821","068 Shuttles and Wookies","Based on real life where I was jammed uncomfortably into my seat by the safety bars, forced to slouch down so my knees were around my ears. It's not easy being tall in a world of little people.");
	addComic("20050820","067 Attack of the Cavity-Creating Blob","I just wanna know where Budger actually bought that Mega Jumbo Super Happy Fun Time Candy-floss! Ever noticed that? You always see people carrying stuff at the theme park but can never find where they got it from.");
	addComic("20050814","066 Between Jobs","AhHa, so that's where they went.. Can I have your autograph...?");
	addComic("20050813","065 Mabland","Here we are all set for a day at the themepark. Course, everyone wants to do something different... meet back here at closing time, shall we?");
	addComic("20050807","064 Forgotten Someone?", "Well, Phoenix wasn't ready to go with the rest of us so he gets left behind. It doesn't seem to bother him much... lets hope he doesn't tear the place down while we're out.");
	addComic("20050806","063 Home Alone","When we're all ready to go out, anyone who isn't is usually left behind, especially when you have a large group of people to worry about. (Ironicly, Home Alone was on TV tonight even though this comic was scripted months ago.)");
	addComic("20050731","062 Fire Cleanses All","Good thing the smoke detectors are working...");
	addComic("20050730","061 Advertising Today...","Now we know the source of those horrid ringtone ads that you get four times every advertisment break on cable TV. I still wish you could filter out the advertisments with cable boxes.");
	addComic("20050724","060 Horror Movie - Right There On My TV","MST3K has alot to answer for, obviously they get it in hell. They probably only get the 'Manos, the Hands of Fate' over and over. I couldn't think of a worse hell than that.");
	addComic("20050723","059 Friends On Hell Channel","Whoever thought that the imps would think a zombie movie was a soap opera?");
	addComic("20050717","058 Jumping Through Hoops","Anyone who has worked in an office will know how this feels. More a circus than a job, taming the terrible telephones, finding the fabulous files and cowing the complicated computers.");
	addComic("20050716","057 Now, <i>That's</i> A Party Trick!","Budger seems to have an affinity for the remote, it has a tenancy to disapear into his nest, or he hides it in other places. So whenever we can't find the remote, we ask Budger.");
	addComic("20050710","056 A Doctor A Day...","The last thing you really ever want to say to a dragon is 'my what big teeth you have', its more likely to make him hungry than to flatter him.");
	addComic("20050709","055 House Call","Budger has a sore mouth and has a habit of disapearing whenever someone he doesn't know turns up, especially doctors. For an extra-dimentional being like Budger,the places he could hide are endless. Everything from the kitchen cupboards to draws to footlockers and wardrobes and cabinets.");
	addComic("20050703","054 True!","This is based on real life. A pub near where us in Bristol has three clowns as its logo while aross the top of its mantle and door it say 'three crowns'. We could only imagine the stuff up. Either that or it was some weird form of practical joke.");
	addComic("20050702","053 The Fun They Had","Yes the imps are still possesing the toilet at Apollo's place, only now they are experimenting on making improvements around the place.");
	addComic("20050626","052 Souvenir shop","Ever notice that you have to go through the souvenir shop when you leave the Zoo, or many other places, like the Museum or fair ground? Basicly the charge you lots of money to get in then try to flog you all sorts of cute merchandise as you leave too. Then again, my uncle seems to have trouble leaving too.");
	addComic("20050625","051 So Much To See At The Zoo","Visters go to the Zoo to see the strange and unusual creatures there - but what happens if you are a strange and wonderful creature? There's more to see than just the exhibits. There's also the breeding programs but we won't go into those...");
	addComic("20050619","050 Its Not Broadway But ...","Thought it would be amusing to do a take on the dancing bears routine, where they do famous bellets and stageplays. I wonder if they will do 'Cats'?");
	addComic("20050618","049 Guided Tour","I'm sure we all have a relative we all feel a little ashamed of, especailly when they wander around a zoo, greeting visitors without any clothes on. I'm sure in the Furry Community he might get a different reaction but I do want to keep this comic G-rated.");
	addComic("20050612","048 Family Matters","Uncle Stringybark is the black sheep of the family. He ran away to join the zoo after highschool hoping to amaze audiences with his impersonation and juggling routines. Instead he ended up in the Mythical Creatures House next to a Chimera ventriloquist and the Basalisk hypnotist.");
	addComic("20050611","047 Celebrity Hire","So, where are all the unicorns anyway? Probably one of the most prestigious of all the furry community, and hardest to come by. In the meinwhile, we have to put up with impersonators. It's like being at an Elvis convention.");
	addComic("20050605","046 Act Naturally","I guess the hardest part of living a Zoo lifestyle is the need to 'perform' for the visitors whenever they come around. Just have to be careful not to get caught doing normal things in the between time.");
	addComic("20050604","045 Photo Opportunity","Well when you go out somewhere you always want to take a few photos to help remember the trip. Of course these are some resident who like to photograph the 'tourists' for their collections and others who like to make a bit of money on the side. Lucky she wasn't a ewe or I would have been 'fleeced'.");
	addComic("20050529","044 Zoos Are A Lifestyle","Think about it, Why else would furries have use for Zoos? They serve as shelters for homeless and unemployed and those seeking an alternative lifestyle. They get free food and accommodation, and only have to put up with people gawking at them between 9:00am and 5:00pm, and of course, they can't leave the facility except for coffee breaks.");
	addComic("20050528","043 Zoo Outing","While Wai can be the cutest thing since cute was invented, there is something monotnous about a child singing the same song over and over while being stuck in traffic.");
	addComic("20050522","042 Remember to Floss!","Now we know what causes all those brownouts - Its from dragons flossing their teeth on the high-tension powerlines! It could be worse, you should see what they do with swimming pools and chimneys.");
	addComic("20050521","041 Need Bigger Tools","You'd think denstists would be used to this sort of thing and be prepared with a wide range of over-sized tools for even the largest of creatures. I mean, I'm sure there are some anthro-whales who get sore teeth occassionally too.");
	addComic("20050515","040 Curse Of Dragon Memories","Well, if you lives for hundreds of years you would see the trends come and go, and come into fashion again .. and again - or so it feels like.");
	addComic("20050514","039 Dentist Care","Poor Vitty has a sore tooth. So what do huge dragons with teeth problems do? They go to the dentist of course! Something the dentists don't really approve of much, apparently.");
	addComic("20050508","038 More Than Meets The Eye","Aneirin commented in real life that the wet and dry vaccuum cleaner was like a transformer and I can believe that. Ive seen some Dyson vaccuum cleaners that are more like Ghostbusting Proton packs than houshold cleaning tools.");
	addComic("20050507","037 Read The Manual First","Based on real life when Aneirin borrowed his parent's wet and dry vac to wash the carpets. Ever noticed how vaccuum cleaners today seem to have 101 attachments? They just seem to have bits and pieces coming out everywhere.");
	addComic("20050501","036 Why Dragons Hoard Everything","Ever have this happen to you? I know its happened to me on several occassions and its the main reason I don't throw anything away because you know you will need it two days after you do.");
	addComic("20050430","035 One Family's Junk Is A Child's Art","I knew we should have let Wai help us move the junk - at least then we could have kept an eye on her.");
	addComic("20050424","034 Dragons Can't Throw Things Away","Now we know how the pile of junk is formed. A common miscoception is that dragons hoard gold. This is half true. Dragons have an unusual sense of value and will actually hoard *anything* they get their claws on. This could be gold coins, or any coins, cds, and other shiny things, through to toys, plushies and oddly shaped leaves, colourful stones and fancy international bottlecaps.");
	addComic("20050423","033 More Junk Than Space","Junk is ones of those things that accumulates and never seems to shrink no matter now much you throw out or pack away. After all you only have so much space to put it all in. Everyone has a cupboard somewhere full of all sorts of random junk ready to fall on you when you open the door.");
	addComic("20050417","032 Home Improvements","Uh-oh! Hide the toolbox - Ara's on the DIY kick. never mind I'm actually really good with tools, very handy doing electrical, household cleaning and woodworking, but I have a tendancy to make more mess than I fix. And I really really miss 'Burke's Backyard'.");
	addComic("20050416","031 Let There Be Light","Don't you hate it when that happens? You walk into a room and flick the switch and the light goes 'pop'. Guaranteed it will happen when you have no lightbulbs available - even though you *know* you bought some last month, but can't find them anywhere.");
	addComic("20050410","030 Schoolyard Bodyguard","I guess this is a variation of the 'if you can't beat them, join them' motto except they did beat him and now they have him as their friend.. of sorts. At least they didn't dress him in pink and try to put bows and flowers in his hair or make him wear a 'My Little Pony' t-shirt.");
	addComic("20050409","029 Confrontation","Yay, good for Wai and Becky! They have managed to cow the bully into leaving them alone. Brains and courage win over brawn again! (this method of removing bullies is not endorsed by the National School Bully Prevention Association).");
	addComic("20050403","028 100 Meter Bully Sprint","Ever noticed that you can never run very fast when donig school atheletics but when there's a bully on your tail, you run like you've never run before. But Wai looks like she has a plan in mind...");
	addComic("20050402","027 Grand Theft Attire","We would have gotten into so much trouble if we did this is school, sneaking into the other changerooms let alone stealing of of a kid's clothes... then again thats usually what the bullies did. What goes around, comes around I guess.");
	addComic("20050327","026 Out To Thwart A Bully","Now they are using their heads. While you can't reason with a bully or fight one you can try other options available to you. Just as long as they don't get caught or in trouble.");
	addComic("20050326","025 Nice Try","Where do kids come up with insults like that? I certainly didn't teach her that one.");
	addComic("20050320","024 Parental Advice","How do you deal with your child being beat up by a bully? Well you try to stay calm and be positive and supportive. Then you try to be helpful telling them how to beat' the bully back without actually telling them to do it.");
	addComic("20050319","023 Why Share When You Can Take?","I bet everyone has been bullied at one time or another, but the method of how to deal with it has always been contraversial. Wai's method of scaring him off isn't recommended in real life.");
	addComic("20050313","022 Don't Give Up Your Day Job","Now, seriously, would you get itno a car with anyone who can get a class S license on Crazy Taxi? While thats a score to admire, I certainly wouldn't want a ride like that.");
	addComic("20050312","021 Daughter of Invention","Awww, isn't Wai cute, playing with her Lego .. and I always thought Lego was one of those toys that kept kids quiet and out of mischief...");
	addComic("20050306","020 One In Every Household","We're never quite sure whats going on inside Apollo's mind but it sure must be a more interesting place than out here in the real world.");
	addComic("20050305","019 Hidden Phone Charges","I have a weakness for doughnuts. Its a failing of dragons everywhere.");
	addComic("20050227","018 Wonder What He Got Up To...","Now we know who built that Snowman of Evil Doom on our doorstep earlier! Now he has a unholy army which he can try to take over the world with - at least until the weather starts to warm up.");
	addComic("20050226","017 Kids Today...","Realy, kids today have no fear or anything, no respect for those who do. Course Wai hasn't been told she can't do something so she goes out and does it. Then again heights don't scare dragons who can fly.");
	addComic("20050220","016 Still There","Do you think we should send someone to get him down? Naaaah.");
	addComic("20050219","015 Together At Top","Peer group pressure doesn't help. Or the lack of it.");
	addComic("20050213","014 Long Way Down","We've all had a moment like this at some point in our lives. Sometimes the only way to get down the mountain is to throw yourself of it - even if it means you're gonna die.");
	addComic("20050212","013 Ski Lift","Ski lifts are tricky things. They are easy to get on, alot of fun on the way up and not so easy to get off of. Especially for a novice like myself. Especially when I get the wrong advice.");
	addComic("20050206","012 The Spirit Is Willing .. But The TV Is Bigger","There has to be one in every group. We came here to play in the show but someone ends up inside all day watching the super-sized TV. Priorities!");
	addComic("20050205","011 We're All Going On A Winter's Holiday ..","Gotta make the most of the snow, even if it means going somewhere where its perpetually hot or where you don't get to see any snow at all. Isn't that the point of Holidays? To get away from .. well, where you are?");
	addComic("20050130","010 Who Invited You","Not quite sure why there is a snowman on our front porch. I just hope it doesn't try to sell us a religion.");
	addComic("20050129","009 Its Snowing...","This is very real. One day was looking nice, then the next was overcast and cold, and suddenly, it was snowing! and snowing hard! over three or four hours, several inches of snow fell and blanketed the place in snow. It was wonderful - I've never seen snow fall before.");
	addComic("20050123","008 So Near, Yet So Far","Ever noticed that cables are always two inches too short for what you need it to be? So you end up with cables strung taut everywhere? All I can say is just be careful not to trip over them.");
	addComic("20050122","007 Where Else Would You Store Space?","Budger and his Wonderful Wardrobe. Its similar to a TARDIS, seemingly bigger on the inside than the outside. The Wardrobe is actually a portal that extends into a place called Banarnia, full of wonderful magical things... and of course Budger.");
	addComic("20050116","006 Remember To Check Your Landing","A relationship between a large non-anthro dragon and a small anthro leezard has its drawbacks. Especially when Budger has a tenancy to dominate the sofa. Sphelx has to watch for suspicious shadows when sitting on the sofa.");
	addComic("20050115","005 Budger's Leezard","Leezards have a tenancy to hide under rocks in an narrow cracks but where do you hide a leezard as big as Sphelx? We have our suspicions but we'll keep those theories to ourselves.");
	addComic("20050109","004 What A Lovely Shade","What colours would a Phoenix paint his room? Soothing warm colours that would not go amiss whenever he catches on fire. Luckily he doesn't do that very often as it plays havoc with the smoke detectors.");
	addComic("20050108","003 Home Makeover","Another strip based on actual events when Phoenix painted his apartment, with Aneirin's help.");
	addComic("20050102","002 Freezer Archeology","Based on a real life event where Mum used to make lasagna and put left overs in the fridge. Recently Mum found some frozen left-over lasagna - and it was well over two years old. It still tasted good once it was microwaved.");
	addComic("20050101","001 Our House","Our House, in the middle of our street. Here is where we call home, our little apartments at 26/28 Draconic drive, England. Home isn't about where you live, but where you belong.");

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